eastcoastslang:

im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars 

keksetsu:

prinsaws:

ipecacandcivetoil:

ipecacandcivetoil:

so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know

they actually did a study on this

and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches

yes

ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they’re just not interested, they want their farmers instead

it’s incredible

also, ostriches show notable sexual preference

some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only

I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries

great we gotta kinkshame the fuckin birds now

hey, just wanna get this out there

saskyang:

insomniac-arrest:

Moana is 16…Ariel is 16…

get this: ocean sweethearts who explore places and sing duets. One is in love with humans and the other with the water, they hold hands and junk.

The Ocean clears out water so Moana can walk next to her gf on the sea floor

I’M LISTENING